Private number plate !!!!!!!! (Now Fitted)

Hi guys, right, I've just bought a private Reg. No. for the intruder and I want your suggestions for a small slogan to add at the bottom of the plate, I want funny, rude, creative, clever, anything really, all suggestions will be considered & I will let you know next week what's going at the bottom of the plate.

My initials are JB. The plate reads:    K155           KISS
                                                      JB'S            JB'S

And please ARSE has already been suggested.

  I'm hoping for lots of reply's so come on, get your thinking caps on. 

"I brake for boobies"   

" Smith and Wesson, For the Man in your Wife"

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
No it's not a fucking Harley!
Nosey Cunt! 
What you fucking looking at? 
Yes! this is a reg plate.
I hope you've hurt your back bending down to read this.
JB's VZ800

simbo wrote:

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
No it's not a fucking Harley!
Nosey Cunt! 
What you fucking looking at? 
Yes! this is a reg plate.
I hope you've hurt your back bending down to read this.
JB's VZ800

   

BE CAREFUL WITH JOHN THE BIKE
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE - BACK OFF
DON'T READ THIS, JUST DRIVE
SO, YOU'RE NOT BLIND AFTER ALL
XANAX, BECAUSE RIDING RELIEVES DEPRESSION

'Purple Helmet' !!!!!!     

Or any other helmet descriptor you fancy .... 'Shiny Helmet', 'Big Red Helmet'  etc.   

OldManYam wrote:

'Purple Helmet' !!!!!!     

Or any other helmet descriptor you fancy .... 'Shiny Helmet', 'Big Red Helmet'  etc.   

Seriously considering 'Bell end'  

Bless you John .... I've heard you can't beat a Bell helmet !  

Hello John,
Big End mate,,, always worth a chortle when you see Big End written down,,,, well it is to me. Not overly rude but a definite Double Entendre.

If you are Happy with your own company... You will never be lonely... Now, SOD OFF.

Yes - I like Two-Bears' suggestion .... could be enhanced with 'Well worn Big End'  

OldManYam wrote:

Yes - I like Two-Bears' suggestion .... could be enhanced with 'Well worn Big End'  

Brilliant, never heard that one before.

Two-Bears wrote:

Hello John,
Big End mate,,, always worth a chortle when you see Big End written down,,,, well it is to me. Not overly rude but a definite Double Entendre.

   Brilliant John, I think I might go the extra mile with Well Worn Big End  , this is definitely favourite at the mo.  
Can anyone better this? 

Hey John,
 
We will all look forward to a picky of the finished plate ..... mounted of course !      

   Yam

 This is how its gonna look, it will have a comma between the B & S in the form of a black fixing bolt  


Thanks to all you guys for your help & suggestions, special thanks to John   

That will look cool!  

That is the beast plate I have ever seen.  

Hey John,

That plate is     

   Yam

That looks flippin ace, I is loving it    

John  

Looks good John.

 Plated fitted to the bike, some very funny suggestions   but special thanks to 'Two Bears' & 'Old Man Yam'  


 

That is friggin ACE I love it  

I am in total agreement with CC, that is a plate to be proud of.   as well.  

Hello John,
I`m jealous mate,, Cracking Reg and plate,,, My mate Keith has the private plate "BIG ONE" I think you are about to get just as much attention as him,, your likely to get Beeping there horn and waving and following you,,, enjoy it mate.

Great plate John,   and the police shouldn,t come down heavy as it,s not too!! radical

Cracking plate John! Certainly personalises your bike  

Yep John,

That's a plate to be proud of .....   ..... & the finished article is   

Some serious braggin' rights there               

   Yam

A fine addition to your bike Sir, looks very good.

Told my work mates about your plate today, they thought I was joking     

Yep Great plate John. Not a lot else one can say. Great ideas too guys

Hee hee ....   

Mine would have to say "Well worn Small End"  :aghh:

ippikin wrote:

Mine would have to say "Well worn Small End"  :aghh:

  Nice one Grob, you're a truthful man  , me, I LIED